Its life as we all know it...

I did get the reply to my apology, and it sounded positive. We'll see what happens...

I saw my good friend curiousityness had one, so I had to have one myself. How funny these are...

Get one yourself...

Thats all for tonight, more blogging coming up soon.

Well its been about an hour and there has been no reply to my latest apology for opening that gob of mine. I'd better go to bed. It's getting chilly and I can't be arsed to switch the boiler back on. Besides the prices British Gas charge these days, I cant afford to switch it back on.

Oh buggery, shit (can I say that on here?). This one was a friend but I was hoping it would be more. Sexy, handsome, sweet and a killer smile. Oh good one, you f'd it up again...

I've managed to do it again, offend a friend. Do you ever get those times when, whatever you say it either seems to come out the wrong way or somebody takes it the wrong way. Well I'm having one of those times right now. I have no idea why it keeps happening, but I'm kind of thinking I'll just keep my gob shut and say nothing. It might be easier than having to apologise for what I have just said. Perhaps more of the thinking it, but not actually saying it.

I'm not normally this kind of person, just lately I seem to become more outspoken about things. I'm doing it at work and so far I haven't actually got in trouble, but if I'm not careful it will happen, and god knows what the consequences will be. Is it a getting older thing? We tend to not care so much when we get older. Who knows...

Just have to put the old head into gear before the mouth gets going. Just for a while anyway, don't want it going the opposite way...

Anyway, back to Xanadu...

Just a very quick one tonight. I was in Brighton today and parked in an NCP car park. I was there about 4 1/2 hours and the car park cost me £10.80. Well I can tell you I almost fell off my feet. Well I thought that was bad, the couple next to me paid over £14.00!!! I have no words for it. I don't think I have EVER paid that much for parking.

OMG. Turned out to to be a pricey day trip.

Other than that it was a great day. I'll tell you about it soon...

I was just getting ready for the next thing on TV and up pops a party political broadcast. Its the Conservative party this time. Mr David Cameron chatting away and actually praised the Labour Party for things they had done. Well I almost fell off my feet.

But it got me thinking, what is policitics all about. Can anyone explain it to me. I feel like that woman on that programme the other night, you know the one with Jane Horrocks. Let me tell you about it if you had something better to do. She was a supermarket manager and ended up becoming the Prime Minister. All in an hour. But she had no idea what politics was about, and thats exactly how I feel. I mean the Torys have been in Bournemouth this week, I live there and had no idea they were coming!!! Perhaps I need to read the paper more, or watch the news. Perhaps its better to be oblivious to it. Perhaps there is no right answer...

I was having a think about these new sites that have sprung up allowing you to have your only little bit of cyber space. Myspace is a very popular one so I hear and another one is Univillage. Just for those studenty types that we all hear about but don't see much of. I'm not going to berate them in any way as I was a student for a short while, but now I'm old its very hard to tolerate them. Anyway I digress.

So I thought that I would take a gander at some of these and I did last night. Well lets just say it was an eye opener what and especially who was on there. I found all sorts of people and was amazed at how many celebs and so called celebs had myspace spaces (is that the way to describe them?). I found people I knew and many I didn't, but I really started to think how things have changed.

I mean a while ago if you wanted your own little bit of cyber space then you either had to be a whizz at websites, or a friend who had a book (thanks Curiosityness) or made do with a MSN ot Yahoo profile, or a Gaydar profile (in my case). But that was it.

But lo and behold, everyone can now have this and make then as elaborate or simple as they like. Isn't technology great!!! How things have moved on and I don't know about anyone else but even the time I have had access to the Internet, about 6 years now, things have changed so much. Well look we have Broadband now, and only £14.99 from Tiscali. I should say so...

But you couldn't get that even a few year s ago. Broadband was for the richer out of us and was costing £25 upwards. Now its very cheap. So technology moves on. And you don't even need wires anymore, or even be at home, you can connect on a train or even in the loo if they have Wifi, fantastic. I can have a dump and chat to my friends all at the same time, isn't life wonderful.

What will be next? I mean I sit here and type this blog out, not very well I have to add, I do have fingers that are most definitely not connected to my brain at the moment and write what they like, but another 6 years from now, will I be typing this, or just talking out loud. What about a further 6 years again, will I even have to talk, or will a computer be able to read my thoughts and put those down on the blog. Who knows...

And what will become of the humble little blog. Well we didn't have them a few year back and now, look everyone has one, even me. What will be next. Full scale websites for all, and only for a few clicks of the mouse. Myspace and Univillage will go global, even Universal. Could be an exciting time, or it could all implode in a big puff of smoke.

Say one thing, catch me in 12 years time and I will give you the answer to that...

...thing to say, but is June Sarpong anerexic (is that how you spell it?). She has gone from quite plump girlie with big lips and big cheeks, to, well lets just say unrecognisable. Theres hardly anything left of her, in fact she turned sideways and she disappeared altogether...

Just seen her on some fashion/pop thing on C4 and well shes gone all thin. And then comes on Kim Cattrall and shes all, well lets say not thin!!!

Oh and if you have no idea who June Sarpong is, well then you are way too old to be reading blogs, get back to Jane Eyre or War and Peace...

Remember, no comments unless you are a friend, it allows me to stay reasonably polite on here.

...since I last wrote something on this Blog. Have I been busy living this life thing that I talk about. Well yes and no. I mean a Blog was a good idea, but it then gets boring and you think, if I write too often, then it will just be day to day life and, I do aplogise for saying this, but who wants to hear about your trip to the shops to buy milk. Well that is unless Daniel Craig or Esther Rantzen were in the queue in front of you. And how often does that happen? Count them, err, one, two, never!!! Yet...Daniel if you are reading this, pop to Tesco and you will see me there...

So anyway I thought it was time to post a little message in here and well this is it. Its not exciting and its not that interesting, but its something, damn sight more than I have done since July, or was it April. who knows. Who cares!!! Answers on a postcard, as I don't want comments unless from friends.

Why? Well I have decided that these Blogs are about my thoughts and I don't actually want to hear from others unless they are friends. Have had comments which, well lets just say I objected to and I'm not about to get anymore. If you want to put comments up, write your own Blog!!! Restricting free speech, not at all, just I don't give a f@#k what others have to say, unless I know them. And they are friends for a reason. Certainly don't want to hear from a complete stranger... Please respect this as comments will be deleted.

Blimey, that was a bit of a rant, oh well, better out than in as they say. Hmmmm, its got cold suddenly. I'd better get the boiler fitted then before I get really cold!!!

Now I thought that the adverts from Pizza Hut were bizarre these days, see below previous blogs, but there is now something that tops these. Well in fact it tops them with more sprinkles, smarties and even flake.

Its Green Wing. I mean what the hell are the writers of that programme on. Fairy dust I would say or they have a very big supply of magic mushrooms. But even though they are very bizarre, they are so funny.

It was tonight when the woman put a banana in her bosses bosum whilst she was bent over talking to her. Thats just hilarious. And it goes on for an hour too.

I think the writers must just delve deep down into the depths of their minds, grab the most weird and wacky idea and drag them kicking and screaming into the world. Either that or we've been invaded, once again, by creatures from outer space.

Whatever it is, it makes for good Friday night TV for those of us who, and lets be blunt here, have no life. Well actually I do have one, I'm just being one of them creatures, men who are unwell. Need I say anymore.

Another goody from Channel 4 me thinks.